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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
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"It's - as opposed to tape where you have a magnetic tape that's excited by frequencies that you hit, digital was a process where musical sounds are transferred to numbers and stored as numbers."
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"Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything."
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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
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"We rest our case on the production numbers."
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"We don't know what we're writing until it just comes out. We don't sit around crunching numbers."
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"I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim."
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"When two elements combine and form more than one compound, the masses of one element that react with a fixed mass of the other are in the ratio of small whole numbers."
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"Numbers of snipes breed every summer in some moory ground on the verge of this parish."
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"We must say that there are as many squares as there are numbers."
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"There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
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"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power

"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
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"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
Future

"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
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