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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
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"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."

"There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else."

"We don't know what we're writing until it just comes out. We don't sit around crunching numbers."

"I am woman, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore, and I know too much to go back and pretend."

"When two elements combine and form more than one compound, the masses of one element that react with a fixed mass of the other are in the ratio of small whole numbers."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."


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