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Steven Wright

"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."

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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."

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"I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim."

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Amber Hurdle

"There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else."

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Amber Hurdle

"We must say that there are as many squares as there are numbers."

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"We find them smaller and fainter, in constantly increasing numbers, and we know that we are reaching into space, farther and farther, until, with the faintest nebulae that can be detected with the greatest telescopes, we arrive at the frontier of the known universe."

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Amber Hurdle

"Early numbers are always wrong."

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Amber Hurdle

"Numbers are the product of counting. Quantities are the product of measurement. This means that numbers can conceivably be accurate because there is a discontinuity between each integer and the next."

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"When two elements combine and form more than one compound, the masses of one element that react with a fixed mass of the other are in the ratio of small whole numbers."

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Amber Hurdle

"I was the dork in high school who sang musical numbers up and down the hallways."

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Amber Hurdle

"It's - as opposed to tape where you have a magnetic tape that's excited by frequencies that you hit, digital was a process where musical sounds are transferred to numbers and stored as numbers."

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"In numbers warmly pure and sweetly strong."

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