"This is the first convention of the space age - where a candidate can promise the moon and mean it."

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"This is the first convention of the space age - where a candidate can promise the moon and mean it."

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"People have the illusion that all over the world, all the time, all kinds of fantastic things are happening. When in fact, over most of the world, most of the time, nothing is happening."

"Being an anchor is not just a matter of sitting in front of a camera and looking pretty."

"The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were."

"Numerous politicians have seized absolute power and muzzled the press. Never in history has the press seized absolute power and muzzled the politicians."

"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."

"This is the first convention of the space age - where a candidate can promise the moon and mean it."

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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

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