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"They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around."
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"On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest."
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"I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have."
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"Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!"
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"I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years."
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"I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times."
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"My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer."
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"I have a beer belly."
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"Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer."
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"There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others."
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"I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything."
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"I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things."
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"You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious."
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"I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have."
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