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"I have respect for beer."
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"My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer."
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"Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out."
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"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
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"But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986)."
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"In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls."
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"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
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"Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!"
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"Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer."
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"I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times."
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"I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything."
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"I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have."
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"You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious."
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"I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things."
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