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Todd Barry

"If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward."

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Akiroq Brost

"We said we'd fly the flag without him and carry on. I didn't give him a kiss because I still hadn't accepted what was happening. I was hoping that some miracle was going to happen. Of course, it didn't. I wish I had kissed him now."

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Akiroq Brost

"I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair."

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Akiroq Brost

"What does kissing really mean to me? To me, if you feel, when you kiss a girl, that certain feeling of all those dolphins, like, swimming through your blood stream, and you get those good tingles inside your stomach, I don't think there's any better feeling."

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Akiroq Brost

"I had to have my first kiss in front of, like, a hundred people. I didn't know what to do. So my sisters told me to, like, practice on a pillow, you know? But it didn't kiss me back so I didn't know what to expect."

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Akiroq Brost

"I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss."

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Akiroq Brost

"I wished that I could have been down there because Paul actually wanted me to do the tour with him, but then he realized that it just wouldn't be right. It wouldn't be a solo tour anymore. It would look like just half of KISS."

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Akiroq Brost

"It's a gamble. A band like Kiss, a lot of those are our audience but we don't do as much make-up. Alice would have more to lose if we got back together."

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Akiroq Brost

"But KISS inspired me personally to pick up a guitar and go for it."

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Akiroq Brost

"Still, as much as I wish Ballistic Kiss could be a better film, the recognition it gained from critics and at festivals speaks for itself."

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Akiroq Brost

"To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads."

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"I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it."
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"I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage."
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