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Todd Barry

"If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward."

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Akiroq Brost

"I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss."

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Akiroq Brost

"To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads."

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Akiroq Brost

"People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass."

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Akiroq Brost

"I don't remember having a crush on a boy when I was a girl. I don't even remember my first kiss."

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Akiroq Brost

"My first crush was Barry Manilow. He performed on TV and I taped it. When no was around I'd kiss the screen."

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Akiroq Brost

"But KISS inspired me personally to pick up a guitar and go for it."

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Akiroq Brost

"My big thing is to make sure the lipsticks taste good when you kiss. And, well, so far they taste pretty darn good."

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Akiroq Brost

"I did that film just so I could kiss Robert Redford."

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Akiroq Brost

"The only foreplay I really need is for a guy to kiss my hip bone. The hip is the most erotic and neglected body part. Kiss the hip bone with your lips."

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Akiroq Brost

"The fathers, if they got me alone, would try to kiss and fondle me. I hated it."

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Todd Barry
"I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage."

Driving

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Todd Barry
"I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage."

Comedy

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Todd Barry
"If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward."

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Todd Barry
"I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone."

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Todd Barry
"I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work."

Time

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Todd Barry
"I loved Australia. I was very successful there."

Success

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Todd Barry
"I will not be misquoted!"

Will

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Todd Barry
"I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable."

Love

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Todd Barry
"I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians."

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Todd Barry
"People in New York love having roof parties."

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