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"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer."
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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
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"There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick."
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"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."
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"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."
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"Every major food company now has an organic division. There's more capital going into organic agriculture than ever before."
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"My work has also motivated me to put a lot of time into seeking out good food and to spend more money on it."
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"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
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"I said to my friends that if I was going to starve, I might as well starve where the food is good."
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"It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life."
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"Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows."
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"Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis."
People
"There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary."
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"It is a good deed to forget a poor joke."
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"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer."
Food
"All publicity is good, except an obituary notice."
Publicity
"Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops."
Sister
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
Money
"The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you."
Love
"The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted."
Bible
"It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody."
Irish
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