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"I wonder if every genius has a touch of madness, does everyone that's normal have a touch or retardation?"
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"Turn thy crown upside down! You need to feel how it is to kneel as those less fortunate than your noble deal."
Humility
"There are poets,there are philosophers, there are spiritualists and me. I try to foot the bill of these mighty three."
Expression
"I can blend words easily with my pen, and show concepts from deep within. Yet not everyone gets the message I send. So why do I even let these words begin? Maybe they will soak in one day at the right time. When the readers on a new path to find. So for now I'll continue to drop ink and not worry about what other people think."
Creativity
"If you see my fifteen minutes of fame let me know I've been searching for it for years."
Fame
"For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up."
Humor
"My mind is like a Zoo with no cages... Watch where you step."
Creativity
"A lot of people us the internet searching for fifteen minutes of fame I've been on it so long and so often I need fifteen minutes of Freedom."
Freedom
"The voices in my head that tell the other voices what to do are mean."
Psychology
"I'm not worried about plagiarism, I don't care if every person between here and Hell's creation put their name on my work as long as it ends up in the eyes of someone that found peace in the words."
Writing
"As long as you have a Cell Phone you're never alone."
Technology
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