"I hate to read books but a friend said he read the dictionary and that the Zebra did it."

Stanley Victor Paskavich, American Politician

Humor, Reading, Friendship, Truth

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"I hate to read books but a friend said he read the dictionary and that the Zebra did it."

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"I can blend words easily with my pen, and show concepts from deep within. Yet not everyone gets the message I send. So why do I even let these words begin? Maybe they will soak in one day at the right time. When the readers on a new path to find. So for now I'll continue to drop ink and not worry about what other people think."

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