"I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor."

Humor, Hate, Laughter, Sense

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"I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor."

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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"

John Green, American Author

Humor, Social, Truth, Life

"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Humor, Philosophy, Truth, Hurt, Irony

"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"

Elle Lothlorien, American Novelist

Humor, Culture, Observation, Learning

"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."

Elle Lothlorien, American Novelist

Humor, Wealth, Excess, Irony, Consumption

"Where did you find that one?''I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.''They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.''Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?''Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow."

Kiersten White, American Author

Humor, Fiction, Creativity, Observation

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."

Albert Einstein, German Scientist

Humor, Contempt, Music, Order

"When the first book out my sister-in-law read it and we were chatting at 5 o'clock in the afternoon and she said, "Oh my God, chapter six, sex and a murder," and her five year old wandered into the kitchen and said, "Sixty hamburgers?"

Sara Sheridan, Scottish Author

Humor, Writing, Family, Books

"I wasn't sure what was worse: being oblivious or living within reality. (Eric)"

Shannon A. Thompson, American Author

Humor, Perception, Confusion, Identity, Awareness

"Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books."

Berkeley Breathed, American Cartoonist

Humor, Negative, Books, Children

"If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic."

Richelle Mead, American Author

Humor, Romance, Absurdity, Love

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"I want to do other things like more fashion campaigns."

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"The people who ask me for my autograph are the people who've put me here today, and you can't afford to forget that."

People

"I stick to my own type when I go out, and I don't make friends with people just because they're celebrities."

People

"If you want to stay in the business then you've got to be a bit shrewd, haven't you?"

Business

"When I was 17 I sent a picture up to an agency, and within a week I was in The Sun five days in a row."

Sun

"I'm not into one-night stands. I've only slept with three guys in my life and they all involve relationships."

Life

"I didn't fancy any of my teachers."

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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"

"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."

"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"

"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."

"When the first book out my sister-in-law read it and we were chatting at 5 o'clock in the afternoon and she said, "Oh my God, chapter six, sex and a murder," and her five year old wandered into the kitchen and said, "Sixty hamburgers?"

"I wasn't sure what was worse: being oblivious or living within reality. (Eric)"

"Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books."

"If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic."

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"I want to do other things like more fashion campaigns."

"The people who ask me for my autograph are the people who've put me here today, and you can't afford to forget that."

"All I've ever really done is page 3 in The Sun, and not every man reads that."

"People are people. All that celebrity tagging doesn't bother me at all."

"When I was younger, I used to say, One day I'll be famous."

"I stick to my own type when I go out, and I don't make friends with people just because they're celebrities."

"If you want to stay in the business then you've got to be a bit shrewd, haven't you?"

"When I was 17 I sent a picture up to an agency, and within a week I was in The Sun five days in a row."

"I'm not into one-night stands. I've only slept with three guys in my life and they all involve relationships."

"I didn't fancy any of my teachers."