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"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college."
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"They spent the first three years of school getting you to pretend stuff and then the rest of it marking you down if you did the same thing."

"This is what a real teacher does: she opens the gates of our minds to the possibilities of the soul."

"Bring light to the ignorant, but more light to the educated, for the vanity of education makes modern humans more ignorant than the ignorant."

"Frivolity is inborn, conceit acquired by education."

"Without mathematics, your world becomes foggy! For a clear vision, you need to be educated in the Temple of Mathematics!"

"A primitive education can only create primitive generations! An outdated mentality will produce merely an outdated minds! The door of the future is closed for such archaic residuals from the pre-modern time of social evolution!"

"I want to drink the knowledge of Pythagorus's theorem."

"Since we cannot know all there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything."

"If I show up at your house ten years from now and find nothing in your living room but The Readers Digest, nothing on your bedroom night table but the newest Dan Brown novel, and nothing in your bathroom but Jokes for the John, I'll chase you down to the end of your driveway and back, screaming 'Where are your books? You graduated college ten years ago, so how come there are no damn books in your house? Why are you living on the intellectual equivalent of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?"
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"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."

"People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong."

"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."

"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election."

"In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season."

"A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm."

"Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed."

"It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them."
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