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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
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"The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months."
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"I'm picking and choosing in terms of the stress factor. If it's not fun, I'm not going to do it."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"You know, this game's not very much fun when you're only hitting .247."
Fun

"I was reminded that when we lose and I strike out, a billion people in China don't care."
People

"Fans don't boo nobodies."
Identity

"The greatest manager has a knack for making ballplayers think they are better than they think they are."
Management

"I have a hard time believing athletes are overpriced. If an owner is losing money, give it up. It's a business. I have trouble figuring out why owners would stay in if they're losing money."
Money

"Please God, let me hit one. I'll tell everybody you did it."
God

"When you take a pitch and line it somewhere, it's like you've thought of something and put it there with beautiful clarity."
Thought

"I'd like to be able to light the fire a little bit."
Fire

"Hitting is better than sex."
Sex

"I don't mind getting beaten, but I hate to lose."
Hate
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