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"Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works."
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"There's apparently soccer leagues that they've set up with young Indian girls."

"There are eight girls in the house in which I am living, and practically all of them are good looking. You can realize that I am kept busy."

"I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar."

"If wanted to play a sport, I played a sport. If I wanted to do things that many girls born in 1950 didn't do, I did it."

"I've just had some of the worst situations with the most beautiful girls who I just could not stand talking to anymore. The physical only lasts for so long."

"I think when you're a bigger star you get many good scripts sent to you, and you have to choose which one you're going to gravitate toward, but I just try to gravitate toward the best-written one that's been thrown my way after a lot of girls have passed on it."
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"As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room."

"A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing."

"No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago."

"What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary."

"I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women."

"I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!"

"It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me."
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