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"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
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"It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it."
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"Seek help from God."
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"You can't help those who don't know they need help."
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"When question ariseHelp or not to helpAlways help."
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"We had a couple of minor coups that made a big difference. We snared away from a competitor a correspondent already on the ground in Afghanistan. That was an enormous help to us, because there we were."
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"There was no last animal I treated. When young farm lads started to help me over the gate into a field or a pigpen, to make sure the old fellow wouldn't fall, I started to consider retiring."
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"'Tis not enough to help the feeble up, but to support them after."
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"All things do help the unhappy man to fall."
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"I'm just going to write because I cannot help it."
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"When it comes to poverty, there is no need to say anything. All we need to do is to help, the moment we encounter it."
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"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
Celebrity
"A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them."
Fame
"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."
Limit
"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
Autobiography
"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."
Food
"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
Time
"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
Love
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
Beauty
"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act
"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
Friendship
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