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"It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life-if that territory really exists outside religious books and the minds of believers, that is. Having said that, given the choice, instead of being grilled until hell freezes over, the average sane human being would, needless to say, rather spend forever idling in an extremely fertile garden, next to a lamb or a chicken or a parrot, which they do not secretly want to eat, and a lion or a tiger or a crocodile, which does not secretly want to eat them."
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"Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck."
Society
"There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman."
Desire
"Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex."
Health
"One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex."
Religion
"Some men do not know the father of 'their' children."
Family
"Some people aren't really light-teethed, they're merely dark-skinned."
Perception
"We seldom look up to the person, we usually look up to their persona."
Identity
"The name of a great writer is usually bigger than the title of his book. Both literally and figuratively."
Writing
"Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack."
Technology
"Not everything happens for a reason, we claim that it does for a reason: to console ourselves."
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"If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with - while they wait for their death."
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"It is better to seek the pain of heaven than the pleasure of hell."
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"The end of this life is not the end of life."
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"If the afterlife really is a big war, Kaladin said, "then I hope I end up in Damnation. At least there I might be able to get a wink or two of sleep."
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"Death is merely an illusion of the departed... Just because you cannot physically see the idea of God, doesn't mean that he or she isn't there. Just because you cannot physically see someone that isn't here, doesn't mean that they aren't there."
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"There was, no doubt, a confusion of persons in damnation: what Pantheists falsely hoped of Heaven bad men really received in Hell. They were melted down into their Master, as a lead soldier slips down and loses his shape in the ladle over the gas ring."
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"It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life-if that territory really exists outside religious books and the minds of believers, that is. Having said that, given the choice, instead of being grilled until hell freezes over, the average sane human being would, needless to say, rather spend forever idling in an extremely fertile garden, next to a lamb or a chicken or a parrot, which they do not secretly want to eat, and a lion or a tiger or a crocodile, which does not secretly want to eat them."
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"If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview."
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"I think maybe Hell is a place. But you don't have to stay anywhere forever."
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"Heaven must be very beautiful, of course, the Bible says so - but, Anne, it won't be what I've been used to."
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