top of page
Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett

"Heaven has no taste."Now-"And not one single sushi restaurant."A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face."

Standard 
 Customized
"Heaven has no taste."Now-"And not one single sushi restaurant."A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face."

Exlpore more Afterlife quotes

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"Heaven is the place we call home."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"You think that upon the score of fore-knowledge and divining I am infinitely inferior to the swans. When they perceive approaching death they sing more merrily than before because of the joy they have in going to the God they serve."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"Death paused. YOU HAVE PERHAPS HEARD THE PHRASE, he said, THAT HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE?'Yes. Yes, of course.'Death nodded. IN TIME, he said, YOU WILL LEARN THAT IT IS WRONG."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"It bothered me that he was right. Without Sir Stuart's intervention, I'd have been dead again already.That's right--you heard me: dead again already.I mean, come on. How screwed up is your life (after- or otherwise) when you find yourself needing phrases like that?"

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"Death does not end my life, it opens the door to a life without end."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"We think that we are living when we walk upon the earth but the very moment we "die there, we wake up here! This life on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge is the real one. We find that our life on earth was just a dream, a dream designed to lead us further and further into love. True love grows and then cannot be destroyed. It grows and grows until it is stronger than death."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"Heaven has no taste."Now-"And not one single sushi restaurant."A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"Afterlife exist in the unidentified substances."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"There was, no doubt, a confusion of persons in damnation: what Pantheists falsely hoped of Heaven bad men really received in Hell. They were melted down into their Master, as a lead soldier slips down and loses his shape in the ladle over the gas ring."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with - while they wait for their death."

Explore more quotes by Terry Pratchett

Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"You see a wile, you thwart. Am I right?"
Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them."
Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"I don't reckon it's allowed, going round setting fire to people, said Adam. "Otherwise people'd be doin' it all the time."It's all right if you're religious, said Brian reassuringly. "And it stops the witches from goin' to Hell, so I expect they'd be quite grateful if they understood it properly."
Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point- of-view is seldom necessary."
Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn't do good for people, she did right by them."
Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"He knew from experience that true and obvious ideas, such as the ineffable wisdom and judgment of the Great God Om, seemed so obscure to many people that you actually had to kill them before they saw the error of their ways..."
Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"Why us?" he said. "Why is it happening to us?"Everything has to happen to someone," said Ginger."
Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"The universe is, instant by instant, recreated anew. There is in truth no past, only a memory of the past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. Therefore, the only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it."
Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
bottom of page