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"Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror."
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"The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible."
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"You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself."
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"There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy we sow anonymous benefits upon the world."
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"There is more pleasure in loving than in being beloved."
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"The secret of being a bore... is to tell everything."
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"No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence."
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"Being brilliant is no great feat if you respect nothing."
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"If a writer knows enough about what he is writing about, he may omit things that he knows. The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water."
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"The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following: Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road. Being sentimental is when the same driver, when swerving away from the rabbit, hits a pedestrian."
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"Where every something, being blent together turns to a wild of nothing."
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"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."
Money
"Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!"
People
"I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War."
War
"And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me."
Writing
"Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised."
Time
"Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish."
Fact
"I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out."
Future
"If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny."
Funny
"Women love a self-confident bald man."
Love
"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."
Reading
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