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Humor, Impatience, Dialogue, Emotion

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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

Virginia Woolf, British Author

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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

Doug Coupland, Canadian Author

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"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

Stanley Victor Paskavich, American Politician

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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Extolling the virtues of conservation of energy, Churchill advised, "Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down."

Winston Churchill, English Statesman

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"Don't go woman on me and tell me you don't need a man to complete you. It's bullshit. Woman looks like you, goddamn waste. But a woman who has the love you got to give, that's not a waste. That's a crying shame."

Ambition

"We girls, we're tough, darling. Soft on the outside but, deep down, we're tough."

Womanhood

"However, at fourteen years old, she didn't understand that all those terrible troubles the heroines in her books went through in real life."

Reality

"Being on the moon is about harnessing science and technology. Waveless waterbeds are about harnessing nature and that, by definition, is not natural, I shot back.'Babe, you're not lyin' on a miracle, he said through a lip twitch.'No, I'm lying under one."

Innovation

"These boys talk more than a pack ofwomen."

Humanity

"I found it impossible with his mouth so close to me, his lips being so fantastic and my eyes dropped to them again.They were fine.I licked my lips.'Ava.My eyes drifted back to his and I was in a Luke Lip Fog. 'Yeah?'You lick your lips while looking at my mouth one more time, you'll find that pretty pink tongue of yours in my mouth."

Chemistry

"Jealousy is an ugly emotion that makes people do some seriously whacked shit and when a woman is experiencing it, it's worse."

Jealousy

"My eyes went to him. 'Your rule, honey. I can go put panties on.' His eyes came to me. 'You do, I get the strap."

Affection

"You should feel free to feel how you want and don't think of what people think."

Honesty

"When she heard about Mitch, it was Roberta that talked me into making the pizza.'You have to! she'd nearly shrieked. She did this because I'd waxed on perhaps a little too enthusiastically about Mitch's looks, his warm smile and his neighborly behavior.I shook my head. 'I don't know. He freaks me out.'Yeah, I get that. Johnny Depp came in and fixed my faucet then told me he wanted to try my pizza that would freak me out too. But I'd still make him my freaking pizza."

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