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"The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you."
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"Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text."
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"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."
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"I have a business appointment that I am anxious... to miss."
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"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."
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"Irony, we want to dance like robots and want robots to dance like us."
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"I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper."
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"Happiness is a big joke, let us laugh at it loud."
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"A peaceful refuge in which to rediscover each other, we thought,, not realizing that, while golf and fishing are Scotland's most popular outdoor sports, gossip is the most popular indoor sport."
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"Sandar came to stand beside him, frowning down at the crumpled High Lord. "He does not look so mighty lying there," he said wonderingly. "He does not look so much greater than me.""
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"Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."
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Explore more quotes by Michael Bassey Johnson
"I have read the bible, seen its errors and perfections, but the bits of lie contained therein has contaminated the truth."
Religion
"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
Humor
"For you to make your creative work creative, you must seek creativity from the creator."
Creativity
"To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony."
Friendship
"There are certain truths that occurs to us, which we cannot convey in words, but requires a personal experience to grasp more vividly."
Truth
"Idleness is a form of passivity in an active universe."
Philosophy
"Lust is the blessing of the fruit of the womb."
Desire
"Your emotions will wander like a vagabond when you're indebted. Those happy moments with friends will soon be interrupted with a frowning creditor in your sub-conscious, and all your frenzy will be taken aback."
Emotion
"When the fuel is dried up in a vehicle, it stops driving automatically. You are a vehicle in the spiritual and the physical world, so you need some oil for alacrity, in order to get to your destination. The greater the quantity of your oil, the more you cover the distance, and the more you cover the distance, the closer you get to your success."
Motivation
"The life of a writer is directed by a mad impulsive muse, that can tell them to cancel all their storyline: a creative divergent devil."
Art
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