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"The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you."
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"I have read the bible, seen its errors and perfections, but the bits of lie contained therein has contaminated the truth."
Religion
"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
Humor
"For you to make your creative work creative, you must seek creativity from the creator."
Creativity
"To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony."
Friendship
"There are certain truths that occurs to us, which we cannot convey in words, but requires a personal experience to grasp more vividly."
Truth
"If you think everybody hates you, then your ignorance is beyond the limit, because there's a loving heart somewhere longing to see your face."
Awareness
"The heart of man is vulnerable to negativity, but it could be easily fortified with positivity."
Emotion
"Idleness is a form of passivity in an active universe."
Philosophy
"Lust is the blessing of the fruit of the womb."
Desire
"Your emotions will wander like a vagabond when you're indebted. Those happy moments with friends will soon be interrupted with a frowning creditor in your sub-conscious, and all your frenzy will be taken aback."
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"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."
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Personal Development
"The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you."
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Personal Development
"Starving whilst schooled is like a man's finding out that his wife is on her periods - a few seconds after he took Viagra."
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Personal Development
"I always listen to you. Except when I don't."
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Personal Development
"I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony"."
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Personal Development
"The happiness of the superficial: when a man who has lost his donkey finds it again."
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Personal Development
"What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!"
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Personal Development
"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"
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"What happens if a car comes? We die."
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"Alas, Siddhartha, I see you suffering, but you're suffering a pain at which one would like to laugh, at which you'll soon laugh for yourself."
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Personal Development
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