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"The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you."
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"Miss Bingley's congratulations to her brother, on his approaching marriage, were all that was affectionate and insincere."

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"There is a way of reacting to insult that gives people the impression that you want more. I don't know what it is, but I seem to have mastered it."

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"Even if you love a lady, don't say you will take care of her while someone else is catering for your needs."

"One way of keeping your dreams alive is to keep it to yourself. It can save you and protect your dreams to a greater extent."

"Trying to please everybody is what you'll soon get tired of, because as time goes on, those you're pleasing will get tired of you."

"Most insensible, corrupt, cheap, disrespectful young girls run after bad, rude, cocky, nonsensical boys, but a mature, educated, thoughtful, virtuos lady opts for a wise, well breed, experienced, humble, modest gentleman."

"Don't be carried away by beauty, for the faeces also stays in the rectum of ravishing faces, and their private life is not beautiful as their public life...fear beauty!"

"You have to choose whether to go to a restless sleep or to stay awake and fight for a blissful night rest."
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