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"The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you."
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"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."
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"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."
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"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"
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"I think this goes more to the idea of 'relentless irony' than 'divine providence."
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"It is only because of their stupidity that they are able to be so sure of themselves."
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"I wonder if they were aware of the power of complimentary alcohol during World War I."
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"Look innocent. Have hope. "Okay. "And remember "What? "Even O.J. Simpson was acquitted."
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"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."
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"People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for."
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"Don't underestimate the value of irony-it is extremely valuable."
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"The game never changes, you must be in the secret before you are shown to the public."
Strategy
"When you call someone a sinner, make sure you have no sin in you, and if you say you are without sin, you are a righteous liar."
Morality
"There's no shame compared to being beautiful with nothing in your brain, an ugly devil with wits is much better that the former."
Wisdom
"As long as music survives, poetry will never die."
Art
"A young hero is the world's greatest attraction."
Heroism
"Only a fool would be patient enough to stay in a totalitarian love affair, and only the insincere will use anarchy to commit the sin of unfaithfulness."
Love
"The more attention you give to your loved ones, the less affection you recieve from them."
Relationship
"An introvert talks more than an extrovert because when the mouth is closed, the mind is opened."
Psychology
"The fear of losing anything is the inability to prepare for the best."
Psychology
"If you refuse to deal with time today, time will deal with you tomorrow."
Time
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