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Ned Rorem

"Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin."

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Donna Grant

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

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Donna Grant

"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."

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Donna Grant

"Laughter is carbonated holiness."

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Donna Grant

"Well, I said, "you obviously have some power. You chased off those hooligans with rotten fruit. Perhaps you have banana-kinesis? Or you can control garbage? I once knew a Roman goddess, Cloacina, who presided over the city's sewer system. Perhaps you're related? Meg pouted. I got the impression I might have said something wrong, though I couldn't imagine what."

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Donna Grant

"Alas poor Yorick! I knew him Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest of most excellent fancy."

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Donna Grant

"The Fool held his breath. On long nights on the hard flagstones he had dreamed of women like her. Although, if he really thought about it, not much like her; they were better endowed around the chest, their noses weren't so red and pointed, and their hair tended to flow more. But the Fool's libido was bright enough to tell the difference between the impossible and the conceivably attainable, and hurriedly cut in some filter circuits."

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Donna Grant

"D'yer see it? This finger, laddie, could send ye to meet yer Maker!Sgt. Deisenburger stared at the black and purple nail a few inches from his face. As an offensive weapon it rated quite highly, especially if it was ever used in the preparation of food."

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Donna Grant

"Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit."

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Donna Grant

"I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing..."

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"It is dull, Son of Adam, to drink without eating," said the Queen presently. "What would you like best to eat?""Turkish Delight, please, your Majesty," said Edmund."

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Ned Rorem
"Art means to dare - and to have been right."

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Ned Rorem
"Divine fires do not blaze each day, but an artist functions in their afterglow hoping for their recurrence."

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Ned Rorem
"Arguably, no artist grows up: If he sheds the perceptions of childhood, he ceases being an artist."

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Ned Rorem
"Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin."

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Ned Rorem
"Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced."

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Ned Rorem
"The hardest of all the arts to speak of is music, because music has no meaning to speak of."

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