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"He smiles, and he's made of trouble. We should have dropped him in the Thames in a bag of stones. We should have left him out for the fairies."
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"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"The fun we'll have tonight is called figging."
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"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
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"I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality."
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"I just meant maybe you could set here and drink one of em with me.He squinted at her. You ever notice how women have trouble takin no for a answer? I think itstarts about age three.What about men?They get used to it. They better."
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"A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing."
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"Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one."
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"There's a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day, six days a week. I like those things because they take the pressure off the constant stress."
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"Art means to dare - and to have been right."
Art

"Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin."
Humor

"Divine fires do not blaze each day, but an artist functions in their afterglow hoping for their recurrence."
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"Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced."
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"Arguably, no artist grows up: If he sheds the perceptions of childhood, he ceases being an artist."
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"The hardest of all the arts to speak of is music, because music has no meaning to speak of."
Music
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