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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."

"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."

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"If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass."
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"Arguably, no artist grows up: If he sheds the perceptions of childhood, he ceases being an artist."

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