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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"We are willing to believe anything other than the truth."
Philosophy
"Paris is the only city in the world where starving to death is still considered an art."
Art
"People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots."
Humor
"Every book has a soul, the soul of the person who wrote it and the soul of those who read it and dream about it."
Literature
"Destiny doesn't do home visits... you have to go for it yourself."
Determination
"Time has taught me not to lose hope, yet not to trust too much in hope either."
Inspirational
"The haunting of history is ever present in Barcelona. I see cities as organisms, as living creatures. To me, Madrid is a man and Barcelona is a woman. And it's a woman who's extremely vain."
Culture
"It is impossible to survive in a prolonged state of reality."
Existence
"Over time, loneliness gets inside you and doesn't go away."
Self
"Man's meanness is a fuse in search of a flame."
Behavior
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