"Marriage n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master a mistress and two slaves making in all two."

Marriage, Community, Humor, Union

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"The real reason a husband and wife always fight is because they always focus on the ugliness in each other and have forgotten to focus on the beauties that attracted them at first."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"Husband: a former boyfriend."

Bangambiki Habyarimana, Rwandan Author

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"You do not marry a woman, but you marry your imagination of her."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"I thought there was no use for me in reading Sun Tzu and Machiavelli because I am neither a warrior nor a politician, but it turned out to be useful when I married."

Bangambiki Habyarimana, Rwandan Author

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"I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman."

George W. Bush, American President

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"Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

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"Marriage is not 'I', its 'We'."

Amit Kalantri, Indian Author

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"We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk, but the reality is that marriage requires a lot of compromise."

Raquel Welch, American Actress

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"A good businessman never makes a contract unless he's sure he can carry it through, yet every fool on earth is perfectly willing to sign a marriage contract without considering whether he can live up to it or not."

Dalton Trumbo, American Novelist

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"Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts."

Bangambiki Habyarimana, Rwandan Author

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"Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows."

Success

"Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due."

Compromise

"You scoundrel, you have wronged me," hissed the philosopher, "May you live forever!"

Justice

"Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking."

Talk

"NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi."

Satire

"Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."

Admiration

"I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats."

Democracy

"Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity."

Ability

"Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain."

Opinion

"Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table."

Chance