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"I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot."

"Have you realized that today is the tomorrow you talked about yesterday? It is your responsibility to change your life for the better."

"They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies."

"No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today."

"Everything shapes you to be the person you are today. Sometimes hard lessons pay off dividends."
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"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."

"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."
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