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"Tomorrow is a new day, begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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"Write a daily gratitude."
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"The best of today lays a great foundation for tomorrow."
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"There is appointed time for every sacred event under the sun."
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"The time is now. What you have to do, do it now."
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"Time is irreplaceable asset."
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"Today is a sacred moment."
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"There is no rerun of life. Rejoice while breathe."
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"You have time to do what needs to be done."
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"The gift of today is the gift of time."
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"I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm."
Weather

"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."
Father

"I was born nine months premature."
Months

"I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness."
Performance

"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
Time

"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."
Home

"Did you know that today will never be tomorrow."
Today

"My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless."
Boss

"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."
Identity

"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
Girlfriend
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