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"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."

"I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."

"Michael worked one day. Everybody was a little freaked out and nervous because he's a really big star. We were already working with really big stars, but Michael is Michael."

"And help us, this and every day, to live more nearly as we pray."

"On average, Australians watch more than three hours of television a day, compared with 12 minutes a day spent by the average couple talking to each other."
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"The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a crush on a cute girl in the drama department, so the best thing for me to do was audition, help out, do carpentry, whatever it took to get me on that project."

"But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone."

"Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs."

"Two days later I got a call that they wanted to try out the character for seven episodes. Eleven years and 22 Emmys later, Cliff was still sitting at that bar."

"In L.A., though, people get off busses calling themselves actors, so many are really not professionals."

"They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what your country can do for you, but from what you can do for your country."
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