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"The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more."
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"I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written."

"Best two rock voices I've heard in a last few years both have been from grunge bands: it's Eddie Vedder and the other one is Chris Cornell from Soundgarden."

"Look at me, I'm getting defensive about something that happened so many years ago, somebody said. I'll have to find out who that was and if he's still alive."

"I've been doing Tai Chi on and off for 20 years. The fundamentals of all martial arts are the same."

"It wasn't that I ever knew I'd be at the Met for 20 years, or 30 years, or 40 years, or anything like that."

"My doctor felt that the main contributing factor was so many years of malnutrition, especially during my formative years, even before I got into modeling."

"I studied at the Budapest Academy of Theatrical Arts for four years and emerged with a degree."
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"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."

"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."

"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."

"People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school."

"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."

"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods."
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