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"The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more."
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"It took me 10 years to realize that I don't know 'em, 10 years to realize that it's possible to learn them, then another 10 years to learn how to do things."
"It touches on drug use. I got caught up in that for almost two years."
"We stopped doing my clothing line about five years ago, so it isn't available anymore."
"The only thing that's really riled me up in the last ten years has been the White Stripes. That's the one band that's gotten me competitive, and that's good."
"I've been close to Bette Davis for thirty-eight years - and I have the cigarette burns to prove it."
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"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."
"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
"You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it."
"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods."
"If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck."
"I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie."
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