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"The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more."
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"In January '77 I went out to LA and have been here 26 years."
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"It's hard to watch something you've done many years ago."
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"In later years, I craved foods that were almost always fattening."
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"This is my third ABC show over the last four years, so we were afraid that nobody would find it. ABC was really struggling and so we just weren't very confident that it would find an audience."
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"Traffic is one of the most powerful films to come out in recent years. It blew me away."
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"I think for a couple of years I was believing that I was doing it all on my own and I wasn't."
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"We went to Big Sur about three years ago and hung out at the Esalen Institute."
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"A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years."
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"And so I was very grateful that I didn't do the British stiff upper lip, but I went straight to a therapist. And she was wonderful and helpful, and I went for about two years."
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"I quit after my seven-year contract with Universal was up. I quit for 33 years."
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"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
Wife
"If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck."
Television
"I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family."
Family
"The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more."
Years
"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."
People
"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
Family
"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."
Quality
"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
Life
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."
Education
"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."
Baby
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