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""Think simple" as my old master used to say - meaning reduce the whole of its parts into the simplest terms, getting back to first principles."
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"A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think."
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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
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"The first is last, and the last is first."
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"In Braille you write your flat sign first and then your note."
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"I think Col. North is first a U.S. citizen and he has the same rights as you yourself do, sir."
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"This is certainly not the first case in which a merger approved in one place hasn't gone through in the other. There was a case last year where the merger between two EU companies was approved here and blocked in the U.S."
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"If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass."
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"A lot of the advertisement is done by saying: first of all, have a complex about who you are."
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"Manage yourself first and others will take your orders."
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"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."
Money

"Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!"
People

"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."
Reading

"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."
Home

"I just feed off the energy of the audience."
Energy

"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
Comedy

"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."
Birds

"I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation."
Life

"I'm a walking, talking enigma."
Talking

"It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy."
People
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