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"A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"Laughter is carbonated holiness."
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"Well, I said, "you obviously have some power. You chased off those hooligans with rotten fruit. Perhaps you have banana-kinesis? Or you can control garbage? I once knew a Roman goddess, Cloacina, who presided over the city's sewer system. Perhaps you're related? Meg pouted. I got the impression I might have said something wrong, though I couldn't imagine what."
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"It was definitely a rare situation where a career had started and ended simultaneously on a very high note."
Achievement
"There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself."
Wisdom
"The loss of a reliance on others often helpfully forces a more sophisticated rumination that enables the opening of previously unknown avenues."
Independence
"A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments."
Aesthetics
"There is no God for sure, else how could one justify terminal diseases in small kids?"
Philosophy
"Bandar had effortlessly converted Ratiram's grit into the smoke rings that he blew triumphantly in the air."
Art
"Such delicacies are relationships."
Relationship
"A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes."
Humor
"Our current bittersweet relationship with our sleep hasn't had a long history."
Health
"Many storytellers with possibly more potential than Shakespeare, even though I have not read much of him, could not hit much fame because they treated their stories like their wives. Rather than limiting the emotion only to flirting with their stories, they married them, thus limiting their chances of experimenting."
Creativity
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