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"I do not support a constitutional amendment to prohibit gay marriage."

"If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door."

"Marriage is like a well - built porch. If one of the two posts leans too much, the porch collapses. So each must be strong enough to stand on its own."

"I invented the psychological histories and the relationship between Jack and Susan Stanton. I didn't know anything about the Clintons. I don't know more about the Clintons' marriage than you do."

"Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient."

"I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month."

"There were times after my marriage ended where, you know, I really felt like I was at the bottom of a mountain, there was a great big, fog up there, and I'm never going to cross to the other side."

"Maybe the difference between first marriage and second marriage is that the second time at least you know you are gambling."
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"The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe."

"The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance."

"Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter."

"We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other."

"Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring."

"Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults."
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