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"I've always felt so different from how I look. I meet so many pretty girls who are like, 'Here I am! Don't you want me because I look good?' That concept is so weird to me. I want to know, 'What else do you have going on?'"
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"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
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"Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!"
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"I've always felt so different from how I look. I meet so many pretty girls who are like, 'Here I am! Don't you want me because I look good?' That concept is so weird to me. I want to know, 'What else do you have going on?'"
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"You don't have to listen to those mean girls. They're just there to make you upset and make you feel bad about yourself. And you know, inside, they feel bad about themselves too. But they don't wanna admit it to anybody."
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"You'd be surprised. Girls like sensitive, namby-pamby guys."
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"If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession."
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"We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls."
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"There are no rules in fights with girls. Just hurting."
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"Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddamn hand dies on you."
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"It's different hearing girls I don't even know scream my name."
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"I've always felt so different from how I look. I meet so many pretty girls who are like, 'Here I am! Don't you want me because I look good?' That concept is so weird to me. I want to know, 'What else do you have going on?'"
Girls
"I wouldn't have made it past the first round of American Idol auditions. It was months before our first song was recorded. The guys were like, 'Just seeng!' And I was like, 'I don't know how to seeng! Can't I just play the triangle?'"
American
"Don't hate me, but I've always been skinny. I got lucky."
Hate
"Women have a way of contorting things sometimes. We all have our moods, ups and downs."
Woman
"I have been a goof my whole life. I wasn't really the popular girl in school and didn't have any boyfriends in high school because I was a nerd. I was a geek."
Life
"Those are my favorite kind of parts to do, just being a goofball and seeing how far you can go with something until you're just way out of line."
Being
"Turns out, I couldn't catch them - or even get close to them. I realized that sharks are amazing, beautiful animals who have absolutely no interest in checking me out."
Animals
"I don't really have an issue with showing certain parts of my body. I'd rather not, but it's not a big deal. Growing up in Sweden, it's natural over there."
Body
"I can't walk by chocolate without eating it."
Eating
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