"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for."

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"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for."

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"My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round."

"It is a different genre - a show about something other than doctors, lawyers and cops. Teachers are something completely different. I think it makes for very interesting television."

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"The doctors must tell you that one of the risks of surgery is that you might die. This poor doctor was talking to an actress. It was very dramatic to me. To him, it was just a thing he had to say."

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