"Awww, that's sweet. Nothing says 'I love you' like a well-made implement of pain."

Humor, Truth, Observation, Wisdom

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"He smiles, and he's made of trouble. We should have dropped him in the Thames in a bag of stones. We should have left him out for the fairies."

Rainbow Rowell, American Author

Humor, Danger, Trouble, Judgment

"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."

Frank Howard Clark, American Writer

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"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."

Horace Walpole, English Author

Humor, Imagination, Man, Sense

"Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him."

Dick Van Dyke, American Actor

Humor, Hope, Sense

"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."

Sarah Dessen, American Author

Humor, Knowledge, Curiosity, Learning

"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Humor, Truth, Wisdom, Life, Regret

"The fun we'll have tonight is called figging."

Cherise Sinclair, American Author

Humor, Anticipation, Adventure, Secrecy

"Wit is the only wall between us and the dark."

Mark Van Doren, American Poet

Humor, Wit

"If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there."

Martin Luther, German Leader

Humor, Heaven, Want

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."

Abraham Lincoln, American Politician

Humor, Coffee, Tea, President

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"There was a fine line between fear that would excite and fear that would paralyze the senses."

Awareness

"An older dom snorted. "Atherton uses the word escort loosely. The last time someone messed with a trainee, he threw the guy across the bar. Strolled over, waited for the idiot to stand up, punched his lights out, and dragged him by his jacket collar out of the place. Escorted him, my ass. Didn't even wrinkle that fancy suit. He took a sip of his beer and added, "Atherton is invariably polite, but nobody in their right mind fucks with his trainees."

Leadership

"Look at me, sugar. She lifted her eyes, and he wiped away the tear that spilled over. "I could tell you what I do and don't do, but you wouldn't believe a word I said. So let's get this over with."

Trust

"Hey, I see people manacled to log walls all the time. You bet. It's a popular sport in Bear Flat. Gonna replace fishing soon."

Comedy

"She rubbed her cheek on his chest like a sleepy cat. "I like when you hold me.Dios, she was going to break his heart. "I like when I hold you too."

Love

"Some man would come to her room. Maybe she would hesitate, and he'd grab her, pin her to the mattress, force her to cooperate."

Behavior

"You mean you're not God? Nooo, say it isn't so!"

Faith

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"He smiles, and he's made of trouble. We should have dropped him in the Thames in a bag of stones. We should have left him out for the fairies."

"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."

"Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him."

"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."

"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

"The fun we'll have tonight is called figging."

"Wit is the only wall between us and the dark."

"If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there."

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."

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"The fun we'll have tonight is called figging."

"Darlin', I wasn't just a Boy Scout, I was an Eagle Scout."

"'You're so damn big, she whispered.' 'Why, thank you, cariño,' he said."

"There was a fine line between fear that would excite and fear that would paralyze the senses."

"Look at me, sugar. She lifted her eyes, and he wiped away the tear that spilled over. "I could tell you what I do and don't do, but you wouldn't believe a word I said. So let's get this over with."

"Hey, I see people manacled to log walls all the time. You bet. It's a popular sport in Bear Flat. Gonna replace fishing soon."

"She rubbed her cheek on his chest like a sleepy cat. "I like when you hold me.Dios, she was going to break his heart. "I like when I hold you too."

"Some man would come to her room. Maybe she would hesitate, and he'd grab her, pin her to the mattress, force her to cooperate."

"You mean you're not God? Nooo, say it isn't so!"