top of page
.png){kind=small}
More
"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
Author Name
Personal Development
"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
Author Name
Personal Development
"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
Author Name
Personal Development
"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
Author Name
Personal Development
"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
Author Name
Personal Development
"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
Author Name
Personal Development
"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
Fun
"Mel Blanc has been gone for 30 years, even though he's still around."
Media
"The generic Canadian style of illustration is different from the generic American style."
Media
"From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now."
Experience
"Schools are really bad now. Schools are not only bad in reading, writing and arithmetic, they're worse in cultural aspects, like in music and art. They don't teach you anything."
Music
"I don t think cartoons are only for kids, but I think kids will love anything as long as it's visually interesting."
Love
"My intended audience was everybody. I just want to make cartoons for human beings."
Media
"Cartoonists are untrained artists, while illustrators are more trained."
Media
"The storyboard department doesn't talk to the layout department, which doesn't talk to the writing department. They're all jealous of each other."
Talk
"You can draw Family Guy when you're 10 years old. You don't have to get any better than that to become a professional cartoonist. The standards are extremely low."
Family
bottom of page