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Samuel Butler

"A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing."

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"A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing."

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Amber Hurdle

"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

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Amber Hurdle

"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"

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Amber Hurdle

"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

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Amber Hurdle

"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

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Amber Hurdle

"Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?""And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine."

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Amber Hurdle

"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."

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Amber Hurdle

"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

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Amber Hurdle

"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."

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Amber Hurdle

"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."

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Amber Hurdle

"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."

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Samuel Butler
"Loyalty is still the same, whether it win or lose the game; true as a dial to the sun, although it be not shined upon."

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Samuel Butler
"Loyalty is still the same Whether it win or lose the game True as a dial to the sun Although it be not shined upon."

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Samuel Butler
"In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved."

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Samuel Butler
"Our latest moment is always our supreme moment. Five minutes delay in dinner now is more important than a great sorrow ten years gone."

Life

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Samuel Butler
"The foundations which we would dig about and find are within us like the Kingdom of Heaven rather than without."

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Samuel Butler
"Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes."

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Samuel Butler
"Words are clothes that thoughts wear."

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Samuel Butler
"No matter how ill we may be nor how low we may have fallen we should not change identity with any other person."

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Samuel Butler
"It is in the uncompromisingness with which dogma is held and not in the dogma or want of dogma that the danger lies."

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Samuel Butler
"A definition is the enclosing a wilderness of idea within a wall of words."

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