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Joseph Heller

"He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it."

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Amber Hurdle

"The thing that teases the mind over and over for years, and at last gets itself put down rightly on paper whether little or great, it belongs to Literature."

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Amber Hurdle

"Not that length and weight alone indicate excellence, many epic tales are pretty much epic crap."

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Amber Hurdle

"Tolkien did admit that, 'As a guide, I had only my own feelings for what is appealing or moving.' In other words ~ he wrote about what interested him ~ and despite his protestation of including anything allegorical into his tale, Catholic history and mystic prophecy obviously received its fair share of attention ..."

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Amber Hurdle

"In describing a fairy story which they think adults might possibly read for their own entertainment, reviewers frequently indulge in such waggeries as: 'this book is for children from the ages of six to sixty'. But I have never yet seen the puff of a new motor-model that begun thus: 'this toy will amuse infants from seventeen to seventy'; though that to my mind would be much more appropriate."

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Amber Hurdle

"The reader is probably wondering that if Tolkien did indeed fashion two of his heroic characters from Catholic prophecies, what about the evil protagonists? Were any of them inspired by these little-known revelations concerning future times? The answer is yes, but to discover the links between the myth and the prophecies, we must venture not only into the realm of unnerving revelations, but also into the murky world of secret sects, dark plots, occult signs, bloody revolutions and conspiracy theories ~ we must probe deep into the burning Eye of Sauron."

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Amber Hurdle

"Poor, harmless paper, that might have gone to print a Shakespeare on, and was instead so clumsily defaced with nonsense."

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"I crossed the yard, wherein the constellations looked down upon me, I could have thought, with wonder, the first creature of that sort that their unsleeping vigilance had yet disclosed to them; I stole through the corridors, a stranger in my own house; and coming to my room, I saw for the first time the appearance of Edward Hyde."

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Amber Hurdle

"She found as always that words on paper proved themselves, they were so beautifully true."

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Amber Hurdle

"The writer studies literature, not the world. He is careful of what he reads, for that is what he will write."

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Amber Hurdle

"A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called "leaves") imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time - proof that humans can work magic."

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"Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck."
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"I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service."
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"Rise above principle and do what's right."
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"Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it."
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"I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any."
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"He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody."
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"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them."
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"When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?""
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