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Craig Ferguson

"I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk."

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"I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk."

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"Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity."

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"Another method of eating burning coals employs small balls of burned cotton in a dish of burning alcohol."

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"That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end."

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"Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third."

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"A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up."

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"With such compelling information, the question is why haven't we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking? The answer is: the alcohol industry."

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"Drugs, alcohol and ego. They are a bad mix."

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"The last show we played, I was straight as a die. It did feel weird not to be hiding behind alcohol or dope, but being focused was... good."

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"Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive."

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"Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'."
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