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"Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years."

"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."

"You can't copy anybody and end with anything. If you copy, it means you're working without any real feeling."

"I've learned the lesson that when you're in the middle of something that seems overwhelming, or you're in a bad situation and it seems like it's the end of the world or whatever, then you learn that it's not."
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"Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it."

"People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude."

"I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla."

"I'm in a little bit of a different situation, because working in the business that I do and living in the city that I live in, I haven't had a problem with people who are gay. Since I was 10 I've been working alongside them, and some of my best friends are gay."

"By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy."

"If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people."

"I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth."

"A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it."
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