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Bill Maher

"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."

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"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."

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"Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties."

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"You can't keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick."

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"It is the dissimilarities and inequalities among men which give rise to the notion of honor; as such differences become less, it grows feeble; and when they disappear, it will vanish too."

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"Gutenberg and Richter were very great men."

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"When women go wrong, men go right after them."

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"Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair."

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Amber Hurdle

"Wine hath drowned more men than the sea."

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"If these men decided that they have to go in there and fight, I want them to send their own children and grandchildren. I want them to not send a bunch of strangers' kids in there to fight and die."

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"Men are more prone to revenge injuries than to requite kindness."

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"Men are more prone to cheating, definitely."

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"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."
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"The real axis of evil in America is the genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people."
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"To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'."
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"First of all understand that I get it. That there are millions and millions of women who are steely eyed realists. And millions and millions of men who are anything but. However. For lack of a better term I would say that the feminine values are the values of america :Sensitivity is more important than Truth. Feeling are more important than Facts. Commitment is more important than Individuality. Children are more important than People. Safety is more important than Fun.I always hear women say 'Y'know married men live longer'. Yes. And an indoor cat also, lives longer."
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"But females in even the most advanced Muslim countries are simply, by law, not the equal of men."
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"New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, Halloween isn't a time to push your beliefs. You don't see me handing out pot to kids...Okay, well not the little kids."
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"It's all been satirized for your protection."
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"New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than your husband, you talk too much. And I have some bad news for you: Your dog's not listening, either; he's waiting for food to fall out of your mouth."
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