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"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned."
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"If we had more hell in the pulpit, we would have less hell in the pew."
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"Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly."
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"I never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire."
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"People debate over whether or not there is a literal Hell, in the literal sense often described as fire and eternal torture, which, to many, seems to be too harsh a punishment. If men really want to fear something, they should be fearing separation from God, the supposedly more comforting alternative to a literal Hell. For separation from the authorship of love, mercy, and goodness is the ultimate torture. If you think a literal Hell sounds too bad, you are very much underestimating the pain of being absolutely, wholly separated from the goodness while exposed to the reality of the holiness of God."
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"I'm not a humanitarian, I'm a hell-raiser."
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"Publicity gets more than a little tiring. You want it, you need it, you crave it, and you're scared as hell when it stops."
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"Bill Mitchell said he really liked it. But when he asked the other four their opinions, we all took one look at ourselves in our raggedy long winter coats and cracked up. We knew we weren't likely to tempt anyone or anything, but what the hell, it was as good a name as any."
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"Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified."
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"I think 'Bat Out Of Hell' will probably last forever."
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"If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano."
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"I wouldn't mind paying taxes - if I knew they were going to a friendly country."
Country
"And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede."
Love
"In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don't know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country."
America
"If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market."
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"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
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"We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre."
History
"Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine."
Being
"Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten."
Marriage
"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned."
Hell
"I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man."
Man
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