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"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned."
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"I think any movie star who refuses autographs has a hell of a nerve."
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"One hell of an outlay for a very small return, with most of them."
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"I always keep my guard up with guys and I guess that can get in the way sometimes. I can make them go through hell."
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"We'll take a five-minute break while I go give myself hell."
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"I do suspect that this world is hell."
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"Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell."
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"I'm not a humanitarian, I'm a hell-raiser."
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"The road to hell is paved with works-in-progress."
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"Bloody hell, Ma'am, what's he doing in here?"
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"If I can't do something for the public good, what the hell am I doing?"
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"You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X."
Advertising
"And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede."
Love
"If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market."
Open
"Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten."
Marriage
"I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that."
Home
"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned."
Hell
"If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you."
Control
"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship."
Army
"In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport."
Chicago
"I wouldn't mind paying taxes - if I knew they were going to a friendly country."
Country
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