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"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned."
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"Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss."
Delight
"You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X."
Advertising
"I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man."
Man
"In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport."
Chicago
"When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps."
God
"We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre."
History
"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned."
Hell
"I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that."
Home
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
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"And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede."
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"The safest road to hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts."
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"If we had more hell in the pulpit, we would have less hell in the pew."
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"Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly."
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"Hell is so bloody thing, but with Lucifer from Lucifer series, hell is like comedy."
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"I never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire."
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"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell."
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"Hell is full of musical amateurs."
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"I think any movie star who refuses autographs has a hell of a nerve."
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"Bill Mitchell said he really liked it. But when he asked the other four their opinions, we all took one look at ourselves in our raggedy long winter coats and cracked up. We knew we weren't likely to tempt anyone or anything, but what the hell, it was as good a name as any."
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"The hell to be endured hereafter, of which theology tells, is no worse than the hell we make for ourselves in this world by habitually fashioned our characters in the wrong way."
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