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"If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none."
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"Merciful death. How you love your precious guilt."
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"Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death."
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"I were better to be eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion."
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"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."
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"Death has a life which kills everybody's life."
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"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval."
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"If we really believe what we say we believe- if we really think that home is elsewhere and that this life is a "wandering to find home", why should we not look forward to the arrival. There are, aren't there, only three things we can do about death: to desire it, to fear it, or to ignore it. The third alternative, which is the one the modern world calls "healthy" is surely the most uneasy and precarious of all."
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"Land and sea, weakness and decline are great separators, but death is the great divorcer for ever."
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"Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better this morning,' and Isben looked at her and said, 'On the contrary,' and then he died."
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"Our life dreams the Utopia. Our death achieves the Ideal."
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"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."
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"If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none."
Death
"Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you."
Life
"Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him."
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"Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive."
Life
"We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody."
People
"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
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"Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love."
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"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country."
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"We rest our case on the production numbers."
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