"I've got about ten things to say to you right now. But at least nine of them would make me sound like a psycho.In spite of the seriousness of the situation, I nearly smiled. "What's the tenth thing? I asked his shirtfront. He paused, considering it. "Never mind, he grumbled. "That one would make me sound like a psycho, too."

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"I've got about ten things to say to you right now. But at least nine of them would make me sound like a psycho.In spite of the seriousness of the situation, I nearly smiled. "What's the tenth thing? I asked his shirtfront. He paused, considering it. "Never mind, he grumbled. "That one would make me sound like a psycho, too."

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