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Erma Bombeck

"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."

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Donna Grant

"Basically, between 1989 and 1994, I hadn't taken a vacation."

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"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."

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Donna Grant

"It is not more vacation we need - it is more vocation."

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Donna Grant

"A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking."

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Donna Grant

"Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation."

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"On vacation, I totally unplug. I don't bring a laptop with me."

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"I'm going to go away on vacation, I'm going to try to get away from the phone, away from scripts. I think it's important to sit back and think about what you want."

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Erma Bombeck
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

Success

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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

Friendship

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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

Friendship

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

God

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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

Old

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"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

Will

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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

School

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