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Erma Bombeck

"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."

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"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."

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Asa Don Brown

"A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking."

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"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."

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Asa Don Brown

"Basically, between 1989 and 1994, I hadn't taken a vacation."

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Asa Don Brown

"On vacation, I totally unplug. I don't bring a laptop with me."

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Asa Don Brown

"I'm going to go away on vacation, I'm going to try to get away from the phone, away from scripts. I think it's important to sit back and think about what you want."

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Asa Don Brown

"Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation."

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Asa Don Brown

"It is not more vacation we need - it is more vocation."

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Erma Bombeck
"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

Friendship

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Erma Bombeck
"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"

Fire

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"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

Will

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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

Old

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Erma Bombeck
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

God

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"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."

Time

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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

Friendship

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Erma Bombeck
"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."

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Erma Bombeck
"Children make your life important."

Life

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Erma Bombeck
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

Success

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