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"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."
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"On vacation, I totally unplug. I don't bring a laptop with me."
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"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."
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"I'm going to go away on vacation, I'm going to try to get away from the phone, away from scripts. I think it's important to sit back and think about what you want."
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"A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking."
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"Basically, between 1989 and 1994, I hadn't taken a vacation."
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"It is not more vacation we need - it is more vocation."
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"Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation."
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"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."
Car
"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
Dream
"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
Christian
"Never order food in excess of your body weight."
Food
"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
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"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
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"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
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"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."
Life
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Computer
"It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else."
Dream
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