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"Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you."

Erma Bombeck, American Journalist

Social Comparison, Trying

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"Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you."

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"Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you."

Erma Bombeck, American Journalist

Social Comparison, Trying

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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"

"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."

"Children make your life important."

"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

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