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Rita Rudner

"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"

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"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"

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"The children of the revolution are always ungrateful, and the revolution must be grateful that it is so."

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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."

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"You know, my children go to a local, local catholic school just down the road."

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"The thing I want more than anything else? I want to have children. I used to feel for every child I had, I would adopt another."

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"Find a good teacher, as I found for my sons. I feel the worst thing you can do is to try and teach your own children yourself, because there is a natural rebellion that occurs."

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"It eats you up. It eats you up. And you have to - I had a lot of help. I had a lot of therapy. And I was able to - because it was hard, you know, to - you can't just lay it on friends and children."

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"If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others."

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