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"Cullen is up there killing my children. He's killing everyone."
"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
"My biggest regret is that I didn't teach my two children how to speak Spanish."
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."
"I do very well three things: my job, stupidities and children."
"When our Lord says, we must be converted and become as little children, I suppose he means also, that we must be sensible of our weakness, comparatively speaking, as a little child."
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"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."
"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
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