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Rita Rudner

"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"

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"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"

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"Children dwell in their dreams. Get them the wings and they'll fly."

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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."

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"Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven."

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"Parents provide their children with genes as well as an environment, so the fact that talkative parents have kids with good language skills could simply mean that and that the same genes that make parents talkative make children articulate."

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"I have two children and they're young yet but all of the children that I know really inspire me."

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"The amazing thing is that I'm sane. I'm not bitter. I'm not drugged out. I'm not broke. I'm still married to the same guy. My children don't hate me."

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"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."
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"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
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"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
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"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
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