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"Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens."
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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."

"It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married."

"Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache."

"It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear."

"The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead."
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"I don't remember any sibling rivalry growing up, because by the time I was really conscious, Tom was going away to college. My relationship with him, which is a very close one, really developed in more recent years."

"Maybe it's because I'm getting older, I'm finding enjoyment in things that stop time. Just the simple act of tasting a glass of wine is its own event. You're not downing a glass of wine in the midst of doing something else."

"I would always fall down the big main staircase in our house. My favorite thing in the world was to pretend to be horribly killed at the top of it, and to fall dramatically down to the bottom of it."

"I was going to be a concert pianist, and when I was in high school, my parents were scared to death that I would focus too much on that too soon. And that I'd end up in some sort of dead end, and not fulfilling whatever potential they thought I had."

"People can be a hoot on the set, but if they're not good to work with, that tires very quickly."

"On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny."

"Alzheimer's is a devastating disease. It was painful for me and my family to watch my grandfather deteriorate. We must find a cure for this horrible disease."

"My dad had been an actor... not only had my dad been an actor, but his dad had been an actor, and my great-grandfather had been an actor. And who knows before then?"

"Last year, I finally got my own grand piano, and that was a big thing for me because it's always been and always will be a very important part of my life."
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