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"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
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"I might go on discussing this subject at great length, but after all is said, done, and written, my own book of experiences will best show what these obstacles are, and how I managed to overcome them to some extent."

"I have a children's book already out and my autobiography."

"I've been working on my autobiography, just pecking away in longhand. The more you write, the more you remember. The more you remember, the more detail you recall. It's not all pleasant!"

"I won't write my autobiography because I never had an affair with Frank Sinatra, and if I had had, I wouldn't tell anyone."

"Autobiography begins with a sense of being alone. It is an orphan form."

"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead."

"One of the most attractive things about writing your autobiography is that you're not dead."

"And then I wrote my first autobiography when I - well, it was 23 years ago. And since then I've written about one book every two years."

"An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory."
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"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."

"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."
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