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"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
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"An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived."
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"One of the most attractive things about writing your autobiography is that you're not dead."
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"I won't write my autobiography because I never had an affair with Frank Sinatra, and if I had had, I wouldn't tell anyone."
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"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
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"I believe there's only one autobiography you can do."
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"And then I wrote my first autobiography when I - well, it was 23 years ago. And since then I've written about one book every two years."
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"I've been working on my autobiography, just pecking away in longhand. The more you write, the more you remember. The more you remember, the more detail you recall. It's not all pleasant!"
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"Autobiography is probably the most respectable form of lying."
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"In a word I was a pioneer, and therefore had to blaze my own trail."
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"I spent most of this afternoon writing a new introduction for my autobiography."
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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor
"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
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"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
Beauty
"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
Friendship
"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
Autobiography
"That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it."
Temptation
"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
Celebrity
"A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them."
Fame
"I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R."
Kids
"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
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