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"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
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"In a word I was a pioneer, and therefore had to blaze my own trail."

"One of the most attractive things about writing your autobiography is that you're not dead."

"If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography."

"Autobiography begins with a sense of being alone. It is an orphan form."

"An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived."

"I won't write my autobiography because I never had an affair with Frank Sinatra, and if I had had, I wouldn't tell anyone."

"I've been working on my autobiography, just pecking away in longhand. The more you write, the more you remember. The more you remember, the more detail you recall. It's not all pleasant!"

"Just as there is nothing between the admirable omelet and the intolerable, so with autobiography."

"I have a children's book already out and my autobiography."

"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead."
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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
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