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George Carlin

"Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain."

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"Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain."

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"Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved."

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"Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon, it can completely ruin your constitution."

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"You will find the greatest happiness in letting yourself be."

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"Happiness is a monstrosity! Punished are those who seek it."

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"It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness."

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"To be happy, be happy with what you have. To be sad, want what you deserve."

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"Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort."

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"The true joy and wonder of life can only be yours if you follow your own intuition aiming to achieve your bliss."

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"You know, when you're young, you have moments of such happiness, you think you're living in someplace magical, like Atlantis must have been. Then we grow up, and our hearts break in two."Ted Brautigan, Hearts in Atlantis."

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"I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in."
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"Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them."
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"No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to."
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"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
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"Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple."
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"I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy."
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"I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?"
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"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
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