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"I'm very attached to Paris because I have a base there and am also recording there, but New York is home to me when I'm in the U.S., because it's nice to have a bed to go back to."
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Personal Development

"The important thing about having lots of things to remember is that you've got to go somewhere afterwards where you can remember them, you see? You've got to stop. You haven't really been anywhere until you've got back home."
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Personal Development

"When everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself."
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Personal Development

"The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our neighbours, kindle it at home, communicate it to others, and it becomes the property of all."
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Personal Development

"A house from which nobody ever went away without feeling better in some way. A house in which there was always laughter."
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Personal Development

"Home is anywhere that you know all your friends and all your enemies."
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Personal Development

"If I was a book, I would like to be a library book, so I would be taken home by all different sorts of kids."
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Personal Development

"I've always looked for the perfect life to step into. I've taken all the paths to get where I wanted.But no matter where I go, I still come home me."
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Personal Development

"The best thing we can do is to make wherever we're lost in look as much like home as we can."
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Personal Development

"So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the line I decided to come back home."
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"Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that."
Love

"I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit."
Money

"I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed."
Home

"Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book."
Caring

"We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that."
Kids

"I started a big part of my career in Vegas."
Career

"You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family."
Family

"We all think we're going to get out of debt."
Debt

"A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?"
End

"I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated."
Famous
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