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Rita Rudner

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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Donna Grant

"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"Instead of clinging to the only Lifeboat that can save, we have tossed overboard biblical truths in the name of [compromise], living on the edge of life, like the man who rides the parameter of a hurricane, daring it to sweep him away."

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Donna Grant

"There is always a path to our target, the problem is to discover it!"

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"Collect memories, they are your precious property."

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"From a cleansed conscience emerges a changed life."

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"Simple things have greater power than the complicated things!"

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Donna Grant

"If he did not speak his tale, it grew dank and musty, it shrank inside him, while with the telling the tale stayed fresh and virtuous."

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"Abundance in life comes from generosity."

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"To live in bliss, love everything, including people, unconditionally."

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"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."
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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
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"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
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"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
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