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Rita Rudner

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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Amber Hurdle

"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"I find beauty in every sacred moment."

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"Better to be dirty than dead."

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Amber Hurdle

"The worst enemy of life, freedom and the common decencies is total anarchy; their second worst enemy is total efficiency."

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Amber Hurdle

"To get matured, you must have an education in the School of Solitude!"

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Amber Hurdle

"In silence we are loving and kind, in a crowd we become blind."

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Amber Hurdle

"Happiness is not defined by how much money you possess."

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Amber Hurdle

"If you want people to enter your world, you don't need to invite them; just keep your door open and keep your thoughts plain!"

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Amber Hurdle

"I am giving my all in all to the sacred moments."

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"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
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"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
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"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
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"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
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"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."
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"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."
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"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."
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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
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"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
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