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Rita Rudner

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"The last good time always comes."

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"Neither a borrower nor a lender be: For loan oft loses both itself and friend And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry."

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"When this world is full of fashion, be unique by reflecting your own style."

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"Life is a wave of love in the ocean of time."

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"Every idea travels to somewhere but some ideas travel to everywhere, the great ideas!"

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"How magical can a person be when she is blessed with infinite kindness?"

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"Life is a journey. If you can't walk, journey with your thoughts and imaginations."

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"A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life."

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"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."
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"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."
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