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Rita Rudner

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
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"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."
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"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
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"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
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"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."
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"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"
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"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
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