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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"
"Women are always most observed when they seem themselves least to observe, or to lay out for observation."
"Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up."
"If there was one thing I'd like to teach young women, it would be that you can eat and still be fit and lean."
"Much of the demand for women in combat comes from female officers who are eager for medals and promotions."
Explore more quotes by Helen Rowland
"Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time."
"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."
"The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."
"Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it."
"Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?"
"A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor."
"It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him."
"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you."
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