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"Scientific men can hardly escape the charge of ignorance with regard to the precise effect of the impact of modern science upon the mode of living of the people and upon their civilisation."
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"He was a god, such as men might be, if men were gods."
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"Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones."
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"Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair."
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"I've always liked men better than women."
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"And you prate of the wealth of nations, as if it were bought and sold, The wealth of nations is men, not silk and cotton and gold."
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"Men's vows are women's traitors!"
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"Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind."
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"When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier, I wonder if they have any idea of all that that implies."
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"Obama likes to quote great men but will never be a great man himself. I can't stand it when our leader goes around apologizing for who we are."
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"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
Celebrity

"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."
Limit

"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."
Food

"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
Time

"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
Love

"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
Beauty

"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act

"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
Friendship

"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
Food

"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life
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