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"Are all firefighters as hot as you?"
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"He smiles, and he's made of trouble. We should have dropped him in the Thames in a bag of stones. We should have left him out for the fairies."
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"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"The fun we'll have tonight is called figging."
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"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
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"I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality."
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"I just meant maybe you could set here and drink one of em with me.He squinted at her. You ever notice how women have trouble takin no for a answer? I think itstarts about age three.What about men?They get used to it. They better."
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"A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing."
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"Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one."
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"There's a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day, six days a week. I like those things because they take the pressure off the constant stress."
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"If you could see your whole life laid out before you, there'd be no reason to live it, right?"
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"He twisted the heavy gold ring around his finger. It had been in his family for generations, passed down to each eldest child along with the family mission of once again ushering in the Golden Age of Man. His great-great-grandfather had been the first of their Order to make physical progress toward the ultimate goal: to free the powerful prisoners from the center of the Earth."
Legacy
"She haunts my dreams.Shadows of the past.Ripping my heart down the seams.No one to blame but me.I'm a lone wolf now, but I still stare up at the moon, Call her name and wonder if she's looking too."
Emotion
"Trying to second-guess Tegan was like trying to track a tornado. A tornado he had no business chasing."
Obsession
"This time, I wanted to enjoy the passion that burned between us until we were both about to combust."
Relationship
"You've got an empire to run, I'm just your arm candy."
Relationship
"I'm the king of bad ideas."
Folly
"Every generation, the nine daughters of Zeus are reborn, and with their rebirth are also nine Guardians. They will be marked by the gods, and given gifts to protect his treasure. Their abilities will only be unlocked when they find their muse."
Mythology
"She'd die before she let that demon touch her again. But maybe that was his plan all along."
Danger
"I am many things. Stupid is not one of them. Your wrath is impressive for a mortal."
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