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"Some victories are merely defeat wearing the wrong clothing."
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"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."
"I think this goes more to the idea of 'relentless irony' than 'divine providence."
"It is only because of their stupidity that they are able to be so sure of themselves."
"People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for."
"Don't underestimate the value of irony-it is extremely valuable."
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"I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy."
"I think if you had been born a boy, perhaps you would have been satisfied with what the world offered you. That is how we are alike. We saw everything that was not ours, and we hungered. Do not lose that hunger. You will always have to fight for everything. Even when you already have it, you will have to keep fighting to maintain it. You will have to be more ruthless, more brutal, more everything. Any weakness will undo everything you have accomplished. They will see any crack as evidence that they were right that a woman cannot do what you do."
"Cole gets up and then says, 'Adam. Five texts. I can read them to you. He pauses. 'Unless they're personal. I roll my eyes. 'Not that it's any of your business, but I'm pretty sure he's desperately in love with my sister. Cole snorts. 'He's crazy. 'He'd have to be, right?"
"They're crystal blue, a shade that shouldn't exist on the human body, I shade I immediately crave, a shade that makes my heart beat a little bit faster--almost as if I recognize it. I want to steal it, paint it, throw it into every room I ever decorate. It's the most perfect blue I've ever seen. Even from this distance his eyes are simply remarkable."
"If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you."
"They are soldiers. They depend upon routine, and anything out of the ordinary will give them pause. And they are men. They hate to be insulted, but they love to hear others mocked. And they are fools, because they cannot imagine that a woman alone in the woods would be a threat."
"I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck."
"People respond to kindness. They trust a smile more than a promise that you will leave them choking on their own blood."
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